Cheecy and cheecy (cheeky and cheesy) quotes

cheeky and cheesy quotes ...........


-California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

-Suicide hot line, hold please.

- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

-Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

-You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

- Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?