Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Spells Not Used in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

11. Biggus Dickus - When Engorgio just isn't enough.

10. Aloha-adios - For saying goodbye to Mexican-Hawaiian
wizards.

9. Amorus Mixalotus - Causes victim to like big butts and
be unable to lie.

8. Muffuletta - For making a nice olive sandwich.

7. Fecamenti - Causes a stream of fecal matter to come from
the end of the caster's wand.

6. Resolvio Plottus - Instantly resolves any open plot issues.

5. Aveda Conditionus - Gives the caster smooth and silky hair.

4. Orgio - A jet of Astroglide shoots from the end of the caster's wand.

3. Heterus - Makes the target gay.

2. Vestimenta Removi - Takes off the target's clothes.

1. Tetrahydrocannabis - When wizards want to get high.

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