- Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard? -
Kerala. - Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? - Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
- Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? - To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
- Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff? - To yearn menney.
- What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? - He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
- What is a Malayali management graduate called? - Yem Bee Yay.
- Why did his wife divorce him? - Because he was louwing another woman.
- Who found out that? - His andy. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America? - He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
- What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday? - An Oto.
- Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?- Moghanlal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
- Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India? - Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.
- Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites? - They are ready to do yennything for menney.
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No offence to all the Kerlites out there! Peace :)
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